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I have had it with so called "secure servers" and shopping carts and all those things which supposedly make it easy to shop on line. You deserve better. The secure servers arn't! They are related to the bums who shook me down for lunch money when I was a kid! One of them has the nerve to charge me ten percent of every transaction!!!!! Ha!!!! Here's how you make a truly secure transaction! Actually, there are 6 ways, what a selection!
first way....phone
me.
I'll answer the phone myself and take your order.
It is also a
good
way for us to meet! My phone number is (613) 821-1846.
I
might
be in the shop though, and it is so noisy there that I occasionally
miss
phone calls.
Remember, when you are talking to
me, you are not talking
to some salesman, you are talking to the boss.
second
way....fax
me. Better because that way I don't miss your call. My fax
number is (613) 821-9947.
The fax machine is in a private
office...your
number will not be seen by anybody but me.
third
way.....certified cheque
or postal money order.
Requires that we dialogue to figure out
the
full amount including shipping, but whats wrong with that!
You
would
receive an invoice and I will ship upon
payment.
My address is
Bill Fedun, C/O
South Tower Armouring Guild
PO
box 221
2708
8th line road
Village
of Metcalfe
Ontario, Canada
K0A 2P0
forth
way.....email stag@southtower.on.ca. (preferred)
MarshalBill@Gmail.com (backup address)
stag@cyberus.ca (Old but still
valid, not checked often but rock solid)
But
how to make it secure? Important question that!
Well, there
is a really simple, almost Mickey Mouse way to accomplish
this.
The bad guys who make the programs
which rake your number out of the
data
stream can't cope with
a number which is
non-standard. If you
break
your visa number up into two halves, and send it with
a few words in
between
each half, the programs can't tell that it is a visa number.
example.....here is my visa
number...1234-4567-send me
a new 10g helm-5679-2345, expires 12-45
Nothing to it, and unlike
some of the "pretty good encryption" and the "very good encryption" ,
this
method works!
I also do some basic security things like
making sure credit card numbers don't stay on my computer or
server
after I action them and keeping my office off limits to anybody except
me!
Another way is to spell out the
numbers in text. one-two-three-four-send me a new 10g helm etc.
Sounds almost too simple doesn't
it? Well, it works! No
problems in the last 18 years of doing business on line!
Tradebank and One World Barter. I accept full barter from these
institututions for armour and chain mail.
Services such as gold plating and sword making may require the purchase
of special materials, which
might ( but not always) be obtainable only with cash. The deal
would be on a case by case basis.
Best done in person as always.
Oh,
and I
guess
there is a sixth way........show up to my showroom with cash. I
like cash. Helps pay the rent.
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I accept VISA,
Mastercard, and American Express. Credit card orders are
processed
in Canadian funds,
and will be automatically translated
into US funds
as
required by your bank. The fees for this service which are
charged
by your bank vary, but be on guard against bank errors. US money orders
are accepted, just be sure you get
an "INTERNATIONAL" money order.
we just have to be very sure which
currency we are using
at all times.
Telephone..... Much more secure!
Call 613-821-1846 Leave a number, forges are notoriously noisy,
hard to hear phones.
Oh,
since all credit cards are handled in Canadian funds, a US based
purchaser might get sticker shock when you first
see your
invoice.
Don't panic....the Canadian Dollar amount might only LOOK high, the US
Dollar
equivalent will be
a lesser figure. If it isn't, then you should
look
to your bank because might accidenlyly have done a one to one conversion
on you. An understandable, but not a common
mistake... banks employ key punch operators who sometimes don't get
their morning cup of coffee...just make sure YOU catch any
errors.
Again, there has been, what two errors per decade
of processing credit cards? Not a big problem.
My currency converter is right here......http://www.oanda.com/convert/classic?user=WilliamFedun
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Shipping
is always
a hassle,
and difficult to estimate. UPS charges roughly two bucks
a pound, less for larger orders. A helm plus the box it is in
weighs
about 7 pounds. A sword weighs about five pounds. And
of course, the farther away from Upper New York State you get, the more
they charge, though it is never excessive. In Canada, Bus Parcel
Express is just as inexpensive as Parcel Post, and it will usually get
to you faster. UPS is awfully good in Canada, and I have a UPS account.
In the states, nothing beats Fed Ex Ground for reliability. I'll
use Fed Ex Ground unless you specify otherwise.
Shipping is from Ogdensburg New
York.
US shipping may include a ten dollar "border crossing fee" which is
assessed
at the border for any shipment, no matter how large or how
small.
If UPS brings it across, they will charge a
$45.00 brokerage fee PLUS shipping to the border PLUS shipping from the
border to you. It is clearly worth waiting the extra week for me
to
go over on my scheduled run.
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TERMS
....No nonsense.
No 50% up front or anything like that.
Upon acceptance of your
commission, I will make it, and
upon completion, I will photograph it and send the photo to you for
approval.
If you are happy with it, then and ONLY
THEN will I take your money (action your credit card, cash your
cheque, whatever)
and ship it out.
If things get busy, or I get sick, I don't want to be
hanging onto your money.
If you back out halfway through
the
project, so be it. I'll sell it somewhere else. I don't need to
know why.
If you don't like it
when
you actually hold it in your hands, I'll take it back and refund your
money.
Non-refundable fees include...
Shipping, "rush" fees and "unique
customizing". I mean, who else wants your coat of arms on a
breastplate? For that stuff, I ask only for a fair days pay for a
fair days work, up front. And yes, double extra large armour is a
custom job!
Bill Fedun
Owner, South Tower Armouring Guild
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